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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

The Look of the Yearbook has noted that dark circles around eyes has made a comeback of sorts. Women around the world have begun to sport the look, which is accomplished in one of three ways: taking a stick of charcoal, sharpening the end, and coating it with olive oil, and then gently applying from the nose to the outer end of the eye, top and bottom. Or they get some lampblack, mix the lampblack with oil and apply it pretty much the same way.

The final way is, of course, more prevalent in America, where one simply picks up a cake of Makeup Forever from Sephora, and then follows the direction above.

Racoons the world over are impressed.

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