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Tuesday, 19 November 2013

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The following is a list of what has been voted as the worst stores in the Mall and will probably close right after the Holidays:

1. Burke & Hare's Used Jewelry & Gold Tooth Store

2. Old Navy Beans

3. Things Remembered But Best Forgotten

4. Ferrets R Us

5. Victoria's Succretes

6. Shoes That Stretch

7. Just The Thong

8. Ye Olde Lice Cream Shop

9. Native American Eagle Outfitters

10. Dead Lobster

11. Radio Slacks

12. My Little Dust Bunny

13. Mallards

14. Hardy Wood Nails

15. The Crap!

16. Foot Lockers Chinese Binding Specials

17. Bloat Us Express

18. Neighburgers

19. The Liquor Borne

20. Seer's

21. Lyin's Bryant's Super Sizes!

22. The Bomb! (Usually Staffed By Middle Eastern Men)

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