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Friday, 15 November 2013

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Lets face it we all use Halloween to justify evil behaviour. There's no point dismissing the fact. Why not instead embrace this ritualistic, satanic holiday?

I remember my first mugging. I was walking dressed as a burglar and a little old lady saw me. I was just joking I said, "Roger satan" at the top of my lungs. She started crying. I wasn't even gonna do anything. But she had a nice cell phone and mine was out of batteries at the time...

It's become a tradition. I do it every year now.

Anyway, costumes ideas for summer Halloween muggings:

5. Balaclava with a smiley face. It lets them know that your in control, the smiley face. It also works with the sad face. Just use a knife.

4. One of those emotionless masks. They're creepy, but still bring a knife.

3. Hockey mask. You can use a hockey stick, or a knife.

2. A Viking costume. Use a sword it's part of the costume.

1. A shotgun. I was high on meth and couldn't be fucked with a costume.

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