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Thursday, 31 October 2013

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The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund.

14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!)

13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse

12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper

11. Barn Roof Parachute.

10. Little Buddy's First Sledge Hammer

9. Honeybuckets Purse Hive

8. Skill Saws For Sammy

7. Under the House Spelunker Outfit.

6. My First Shotgun

5. Name That Fart!

4. Elmer's Commode Seat Glue

3. Ball & Jacks on the Stairs

2, Mr. Shower Head

1. Hasbro's Junior Coroner Set

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