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Friday, 16 March 2007

Amid the "should I go or should I stay" drama - Simon Cowell of the dreadful, shocking and sometimes also suicidal "American Idols" show has changed his mind and IS STAYING to torment further "future superstars in the making".

He has also boasted that he is bigger than Springsteen. What the hell was that, Simon? How pig headed and egotistical can one human being be?

Simon, as a human being you cannot go onto the next stage of American Idols - Hollywood, but as a pig you may grovel past the other pathetic rude stars. Hollywood is for humble folk who have manners and have a speech vocab of more than "what the hell was that?" and "No".

Simon Cowell you have been voted off by 10 billion callers, with only 1 vote in your favour.

P.S. Paula (Abdul that is) grow a back bone and be a lady!

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