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Friday, 16 March 2007

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CBI and its signature trademark Carmen Miranda VII will be heard and seen soon across multiple media outlets from radio,TV,cable,internet,zepplins,plane banners ,billboards and sandwich boards advertizing their latest campaign:

I'm Chiquita Banana
And I'm hear to say
To Keep Colombian gangs away
You need to pay!

AUC or FARC,it makes no matter
Blackmail is their game
And it just gets them fatter

Chorus
I'm Chiquita Banana...

One point seven million
was the price I paid
So our workers they would not keep on killin'
and need not be so 'fraid

Chorus

Now the US gang has got their hand out
they say a giant fine we must pay
AUK,FARC o USA gangs are gangs when they have the clout!

Chorus:

I'm Chiquita banana
And I'm here to say
To keep bush and the Colombian gangs away
you have got to payyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

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