"To think I kissed her there-and there-and there!"-Sarah Michelle Gellar
Michelle Trachtenberg (who should change her last name because, like Schwarzenegger, it's just too hard to spell) calls herself an American actress although her mother was born in Russia. She appeared as a key in energy form that became flesh so that she could live with her mentor, Sarah Michelle Gellar, in Sunnydale, California, after coming to Hollyweird to make a spectacle of herself.
A product of New York City, "the Mecca of Multi-culturalism," Trachtenberg speaks fluent Brooklynese as well as Russian. Before she became a key and Gellar's imaginary sister, Trachtenberg had a real sister, Irene, of whom she now seldom speaks.
First exploited in a Whisk commercial, Trachtenberg has been compelled to appear in over 100 television (TV) advertisements, sometimes promoting products, such as crucifixes and menorahs, that she does not personally endorse. Her first motion picture role (if it can be called such) was as Nona F. Mecklenberg in The Adventures of Pete & Repeat.
On Just Us, Chillin,' as Elizabeth Montgomery, who was later to star on Bewitched, Trachtenberg first worked with future Buffy the Vampire Slayer co-star, Sarah Michelle Gellar, who became her mentor, advising Trachtenberg, among other things to:
''Never show a titty (bra straps are okay). Instead, kiss another girl or pretend to have sex while straddling a guy with your skirt hiked over your waist. That kiss I shared with Selma Blair on Crude Intentions has done wonders for me. Would you like to kiss me, Michelle?"
Despite Gellar's advice, Trachtenberg has obtained a measure of success, starting with her star billing in Harriet the Spy (1996), in which she played Harriet the Spy. She also played Penny the Pincher in Inspector Gadget, which starred Gadget as Inspector Gadget.
In 2000, Trachtenberg, whom Gellar describes as a "good kisser," joined her mentor in Sunnydale, California, taking up residence with the older star, which began an affair that lasted three years. Under Gellar's dubious guidance, Trachtenberg's interests allegedly changed from visiting Disneyland to lesbian kissing. "She became quite adept at the French variety," Ellen Degenerate, who occasionally joined Trachtenberg and Gellar at their Sunnydale residence, confides.
Under Gellar's Spell
During her role as Dawn Summers, Trachtenberg:
- became an expert "kleptomaniac" (i. e., shoplifter)
- developed a disdain for authority
- wore scandalous outfits
- experimented with witchcraft
- sought the attention of Gellar's male friend, Xander Harris.
Much of the time, Harris "babysat" Trachtenberg during Gellar's extended absences and while Gellar was institutionalized for a time for paranoia and schizophrenia, believing herself to have been a "vampire slayer."
"Looking back," Trachtenberg says, of her time with Gellar, "I'm lucky the bitch [Gellar] didn't think I was a vampire and stick a stake in my heart or, for that matter, my crotch!"
During her association with Gellar, Trachtenberg's once-innocent-looking appearance changed radically, with the young star wearing her hair longer, in a wavy, "adult" style, caking on makeup, especially mascara, and wearing low-cut dresses with short skirts. Rumors abounded that Trachtenberg and Gellar had become a "Hollyweird item," but both ancestresses denied the stories as "gross."
For a time, even under Gellar's spell, Trachtenberg remained interested in making wholesome movies based on good values, and she even, by her own admission, wore Hello Kitty underwear rather than the Victoria's Secret lingerie that she received from her "mentor" on her birthday or other significant dates. However, she eventually succumbed to Gellar's influence, dressing more suggestively and making more "post-teen" movies, the most recent of which was Europtrip, where, against Gellar's advice, she filmed a topless scene, which was later cut from the film and does not appear in the movie's released version.
Although, like Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, and Amber Benson, Trachtenberg is Jewish, she doesn't make a big deal about it and is often mistaken as a Scientologist, a Mormon, or a remnant of the David Koresh Wacky Waco Cult.