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Tuesday, 8 January 2013

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Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs.

I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment. 

Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back?

Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record. Want him back?

He's Danny Fucking Ozark. In fact, Ozark has a BETTER regular season win/loss record than Reid. 

And he shit the bed EVERY YEAR in the post-season. And he was chased outta Philly by an angry mob with pitchforks and torches.  

The regular season is a means to an end: an entertaining product that buys a team's way into the playoffs and an eventual Lombardi Trophy. 

He's had a bunch of regular season wins: Great, I'll commence shooting bottle rockets out of my ass to celebrate that achievement. 

However, he's had FOURTEEN opportunities to win us a Super Bowl. And he and his team found new and different ways to shit the bed and not make it happen. 

Andy was great at mediocrity. 

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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