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Wednesday, 28 February 2007

Dear FrFred,

I think I am guilty of placing myself in the near occasion of sin an awful lot.For example,when my dear hubbie Urie is out on the golf course every day I love to lay out on my deck stark raving naked right in view of local filthy rich guy Davy King.I can just feel the poor old desperate dude's eyes raping me and yet it gives me such a thrill that I can't stop.Did I mention that Dear Ole Golf addict Urie works for Mr "Grubby" King?Any way he's not the only one...there's this long haired muscle man,Sam who keeps coming around just because I like to run my fingers through his hair and offer to style his mop for him when i go to the gym he frequents.I always tell myself it's just an innocent flirtation but I must admit Sam and I really got some chemistry going...Should I give up nude sun bathing?Let my gym membership expire?Please advise,BD

Dear BD,

Yes! Do both immediately!Urge Urie to give up golf and get a new job with a new boss.You! Don't go anywhere near that gym again and to be on the safe side quit the hair dressing biz.If you fail to listen to my advise I can just see bad things happening.Urie might get transfered by King to some dangerous job,so he can find his way to your deck with his grubby you know what.God forbid you get involved with that gymrat,Sam.You could end up shearing his locks and who knows,the roof could fall in!Careful,BD,I see catastrophe of biblical proportions, should you fail to heed my warnings!

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