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Sunday, 16 September 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 15th September 2012 He's got a pineapple on his head? Things going well at Fleetwood

Emile Heskey is wanted by Conference side Macclesfield, who believe the former Aston Villa, Liverpool and England striker, can fire them back into the Football League.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Found his level?

Former Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp, 65, says he still as passionate about the game now as he was 20 years ago. "Get me and Fergie together and we'll be talking about the good job Micky Mellon's doing at Fleetwood Town."
Full story: The Times
Mellon's success at Fleetwood? I put it down to five fruit and veg a day.

Sunderland manager Martin O'Neill, says he is surprised that new Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers, 39, consented to the fly-on-the-wall documentary about life at Anfield which will be broadcast on Channel 5 this month.
Full story: Guardian
Its all right, no-one watches Channel 5

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