the next morning she had a big bright smile....
This was no I love Lucy show. There was nothing left to the imagination. I didn't have to figure out how Desi and Lucy had sex in their two twin beds or how the hell she got pregnant with little Ricky. It was all right there in front of God and everybody. This chick in the TV show I was watching, made more noise having sex then a wild rhino in heat .It was raw wild kingdom! There was so much panting and deep breathing I didn't know if she was having fun or needed CPR. Get the oxygen stat, I cried! My request went unheeded after all it was just a TV show, but clearly these people needed to be alone, so I left the room to give them some privacy.
I think I liked it better when I had to wonder how they had sex on the Lucy show. One could imagine all kinds of things. Did Desi toss the stately center - piece aside on the dinning room table, and throw Lucy across it for a bit of nooky? Did he chase her around the apartment until they both landed in a heap on the floor and things "just happened"? Did Lucy rape HIM in the shower? Will we ever know form sure? Not likely.
I remember the day I found out my parents had sex. Holy crap you have got to be kidding!!! My parents did that!!! Tell me it isn't so!!! My sister told me they only did it 5 times so they could have children. Really? Thank God. The whole thing sounded so icky. My brother told me later that my sister was full of shit and my parents did it more than 5 times. He also said that someone messed up cause I was an accident. He said only adopted children were really wanted and I was clearly a mistake .I have two words for that butthead…tax write-off, or is that three?
Back to all that noise, reminded me of my last trip to Vegas, the woman in the next room was making the same noises all night long as that chick on TV. Boy, was I shocked when I found out she was in her room alone!!! I kept hearing this strange buzzing sound. Could have been an electric toothbrush. All I know is that when I saw her the next morning she had a big bright smile…
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