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Saturday, 24 February 2007

Vomit

Run around in circles screaming "God help me!"

Insert planned parenthood phone numbers on speed dial

Practice masturbation

Prepare to rob bank

Every time you think "Please God no," take a shot of your favorite liquor.

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