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Sunday, 2 September 2012

image for Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 2nd September 2012 Keep this frequency clear? Moyles on his way out

Chris Moyles prepares to leave the Radio 1 breakfast show after eight years at the helm
Music to my ears...

Usain Bolt dating model from Dartford
I can't believe this punchlines not Bolter - sorry better.

Simon Cowell spotted unshaven with new girl on boat
Is Cowell growing a new beard?

Rihanna asks London nightclub bouncer "Don't you know who I am?"
Bouncer replies "Sorry Riri, didn't recognize ya with ya clothes on"

Katie Melua marries Superbike champion James Toseland
Super! Smashing! Champion!

KANYE West and Kim Kardashian are so close they share the same taste in clothes.
The rapper, 35, was spotted wearing a baggy pair of leather trousers less than a day after his girlfriend wore strikingly similar ones.
Even celebrities get affected by a double-dip recession.

Tangerine dream! Salma Hayek shows off her hourglass curves in a form-fitting orange dress as she leaves Venice
The futures bright! The futures orange!

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