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Wednesday, 22 August 2012

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Boost for Manchester United shares as investment guru George Soros buys a 7.85% stake on the New York Stock Exchange.
(Various)
He's told friends as soon as he learns the offside rule, he's going to increase his stake to over 10%.

Manchester United's 24-year-old Brazilian midfielder Anderson suffered the ignominy of having his name misspelled as 'Andesron' on his own shirt during the Red Devils' 1-0 defeat to Everton at Goodison Park on Monday.
(Metro)
On the plus side, it makes it harder for him to be substituted.

Former Norwich and Leicester striker Darren Eadie thinks more footballers should sign up for treatment to tackle depression, something he suffered from after retiring from the sport through injury at 28.
(Telegraph)
At the moment, the only other option to counselling is putting in a transfer request at Arsenal.


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