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Tuesday, 21 August 2012

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Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail.
Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce.

We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak
Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website.

High Street Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens gyrates around a stripper pole at a seedy club in gritty new movie.
Ahhh, they grow up so fast!

Madonna covers herself up as she ditches raunchy outfits to go for a swim in jogging bottoms, polo neck and baseball cap.
Her Madgejesty must live in a parallel universe - wear as little clothes as possible on stage, and as many as possible when swimming.

'Being fit has improved my sex life by 100 per cent' says Melanie Sykes.
It's also improved your twitter following by around 100,000 Mel!


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