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Thursday, 16 August 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012 QPR officials check the Eurostar train times for Joey Barton

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen.
(BBC Sport)
I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton?

The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal
(Metro)
EBAY!

Frank Lampard, 34, says he wants Chelsea to renew talks about a new contract to finish his career at the club.
(Express)
He's in luck, apparently the club need a new car park attendant.

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