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Saturday, 2 June 2012

Grandpa, what's Perjury?

That's to swear falsely.

I didn't know falsely was a swear word.

No, it isn't, but if you lie in a court it is called perjury.

So if you say DAMN that's swearing in court.

It is but if you SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH AND THEN YOU LIE IT IS PERJURY.

I have lied in court Grandpa.

Have you, when was that?

I lied in a Tennis court when I was exhausted. Grandpa - has Andy Coulson lied in Court?

He's been accused of that.

Do you think he lied to David Cameron?

I wouldn't be surprised.

So will David Cameron be annoyed if Andy Coulson is guilty?

Yes.

What wil he do?

He will advocate studying economics.

What for?

So you can be economic with the truth without telling lies.

Is that a double dip economy Grandpa?

Could be. It's all so complicated.

No it isn't. If Andy Coulson and David Cameron have lied it means the truth is uneconomic.

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