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Tuesday, 29 May 2012

"FROM THE GRIMM WORLD COLLECTION"


The Little Blowout Preventer That Couldn't.
The Brave Captain of the Exxon Valdez.
Hillary Hears a "Hunh?"
Green Cigs and Spam
Oh, the People You'll Fight !
One State Two State - Red State Blue State.
Where is Barack's Bellybutton?
The Fat Cat in the Brass Hat
How the Grinch Stole Congress.
On the Night You Were Had.
Mitt and the Giant Pork.
The Swiss Family Robber's Son
King Bernanke's Mines.
"Honey I Just Arbitraged the Kids."
The Fed, The Fed, Who's watching the Fed?
Throw Ron Paul from the Train!
Your Money Doesn't Live Here Anymore.
The Logan Act's Final Run
The GPS Shrugged.

Young Adult Propaganda

"And to Think That I Saw Them Sell Mulberry Street!"
A small boy witnesses a credit default swap outside his school by men in fancy cars, wearing thousand dollar suits, fedoras and sunglasses.

New "Fictionless Fiction" Titles


"Competition Is Sin" by J. Rockefeller.
A businessman exploits a court decision to invent a popular new sport, charging admission to players and spectators alike.
Using his wealth, he influences legislators to make the rules of his game the law of the land.
When the players and spectators find that it is more fun to break the rules of the game, instead of playing right, the inventor starts a cartel of rule breakers. The cartel bribes legislators to outlaw the game completely. Then almost everybody starts making serious money.

"We Had Help From Aliens"
by Werner von Braun
Best Quote - "Ireneé DuPont? That's not an alien name?"

"The Audacity of Intercepted Hope"

To save the American dream, a youthful President must make a terrible decision. As he tiptoes through a minefield of shaky European economies, he must decide whether he should reconcile his own cannabis experience with America's World War II history and walk forward as a "great leader bearing great risk" or to please his backers and tell the seriously ill and dying that their testimony of the same experience is "inappropriate" to discuss.

"Run Dick, Run"

A young naval officer (and future POTUS) finds his ticket to Congress in a pile of captured enemy documents in 1945.

Recycled Literary Fiction

"Lost Deepwater Horizon"
Shangri-La disappears under an ocean of crude…

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