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Monday, 21 May 2012

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Texting for the over 60's.

The rioting, mugging, unemployed, alcoholic, smoking, drug-taking, spoilt youths and kids of today, have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

So here are some codes suitable for the more mature, decrepit, and coffin-seeking Senior Citizens of today.

AFE - Another Fart Escaped

ATD - At the Doctor's

ATM - All The Medications

BAS - Burnt Another Saucepan

BBC - Bathroom Bloody Cold

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

CGITB - Can't Get Into The Bath

CGOOTB - Can't Get Out Of The Bath

CGU - Can't Get Up

CPMEB - Can't Pay My Electricity Bill!

CPMGB - Can't Pay My Gas Bill!

CSI - Coffin Seeking Invalid

CSM - Cameron Scares Me!

DAHA - Damned Arthritis Hurting Again!

DAOFT - Damn, Another One Followed Through!

DKA - Damned Kids Again!

EMU - Easily Most Unmotivated

FWIW - Forgot Where I was

FWIWS - Forgot What I Was Saying

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In

GGPBL - Gotta go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

GMAT - Got Mugged Again Today

GTCMP - Going To Collect My Pension

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IHGO - I Hate George Osborne!

IMHO - Is My Hearing-aid Over-there?

IMHO - Is my Hearing Aid On?

LFMG - Looking For My Glasses

LHSIPM - Laughing So hard I Pee'd Myself

LMBP - Lost My Bus Pass

MMMMM - Missed My Medications Monday Morning

PCA - Please Call Ambulance

PTCTP - Passed The Cemetery Today Phew!

TPOF - The Price Of Food!

SNOG - Sorry Nodded Off Again

SSTMT - Someone Spoke To Me Today

STA - Stubbed Toe Again

STST - Spoke To Someone Today!

SUP - Speak Up Please

TFMMN - Time For My Medications Now

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To

WDII - What Day Is It?

WIWYA - When I Was Your Age

WIFI - With Indigestion From Infection

WTF - With The Foreceps

WTG - Watching The Goldfish

WTH - Walking To Hospital

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