Turn your TV's brightness setting down to 50%
Drip ketchup on your TV screen
Repeatedly flash the lights on and off
If seated with a loved one, randomly scream in their face
Every time an actor says the word "I'm", quickly yell "going to kill you!"
Monday, 12 February 2007
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