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Tuesday, 1 May 2012

image for Nadya Suleman AKA "OctoMom" Files For Bankruptcy - Plans To Appear In A Porn Movie "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman is $1 Million in debt and has decided to star in an adult film. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman has stated that she is $1 million in debt and that her house is in foreclosure as she owes $30,000 back rent.

"OctoMom" added that she has gone ahead and filed for bankruptcy under California's Chapter 7.

She recently sat down at her home in La Habra and spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight. Suleman revealed that she has decided to do something that she had vowed that she would never do.

"You're getting your fallopian tubes tied?" asked Miss Swizzle.

"No silly girl" came the reply. "I have decided that if I am going to get out of the horrible financial situation that I am in I am going to have to accept the offer to appear in a porn film."

The mother of 14 including octuplets stated that she has just prohibited her older kids from jumping the neighbors fence to get vegetables from the garden so that they can have a proper meal.

She noted that the kids are all sick and tired of eating marshmallows for breakfast and Cap'n Crunch breakfast cereal for dinner.

Suleman pointed out that she has restricted all 14 of her kids from watching television so that they do not have to see all of the great things that America's kids get to eat like Hamburger Helper, Bush's Grillin' Beans, Cheetos, Big Macs, Stove Top Stuffing, Twizzlers, and José Olé Chicken Taquitos.

Miss Swizzle asked Suleman to talk about the movie she will be making. She smiled as she took a sip from her Papaya Margarita and remarked that the film will be produced by The Left Coast Libido Film Company in association with Gladiator Motion Picture Studios.

She said that the movie will be directed by Palermo, Italy's Vilandro Gorianzanni and that her leading man will be none other than the king of porn movies Ron Jeremy.

Suleman giggled as she said that her character is named Cheyenne Cake and the movie is titled The Lasciviously Lecherous Libertine of London.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ms. Suleman would not reveal to Miss Swizzle what she was getting paid to star in the Vilandro Gorianzanni movie, but I was told by a spokesman for Left Coast Libido Films that the figure is $800,000 plus 15% of the sales from the Cheyenne Cake action figure doll.]

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