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Friday, 9 February 2007

Hey y'all, It's Tiffany, riding with the insiders and I am all over the music scene. So, here's whats up!

Got it on the down low, so be cool! Naw, just kidding, tell everybody 'cause I am. Just talked to Dawn Sox, that blonde hit making machine. After three platinum albums that DJ's in the best clubs just had to have Dawn sez she wants to try something new.

I asked her, "Dawn, what's the next CD about, y'all?" Dawn said its an examination of humanity's struggle for balance between their spirituality and its willingness to kill anyone that disagrees with them and in part a look at the our obsession with materialism.

Well, I just looked at her like she was high. Like, I did not even blink. I mean what was all that babble about? I'm thinking, how ya gonna dance to that?

I figure she must have had a dictionary implant or something 'cause after a long pause she says, It rocks, girlfriend, you will be dancin' your sox off, yo!

So you got it here first, we be clubbing hard when it comes out this summer.

TTFN, Tiff!

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