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Wednesday, 4 April 2012

image for Are you hot for teacher, or is teacher hot for you? Another Tiger in the Woods?

EX- Bengal Tiger Cheerleader - School Teacher is the new talk not only on the sports page but the Harper Valley PTA's Manure List as well?

Well folks it looks like another school teacher has been teaching a little to much sex education in their class and at home after school again in the news today? As I had to stop right in the middle of my all you can eat spaghetti dinner.When I had to keep from busting my Linguine Belly all over Luigi's TV when I saw this sexy Tigress waiving her pom poms on national television tonight?

That's right it seems this sexy Bengal Tiger was out on the hunt for the cream of some young guy as her Cornel Wild "Naked Prey," or is that just pray naked? Kind of reminds me of when DELT CHI fraternity sent John Belushi and the rest of the fraternity brothers from Animal House to disrupt another town like FAVA's big parade down Maine Street USA with Flounder's converted brothers Lincoln Continental in one big surprise cake with Belushi dressed as a pirate as the surprise instead of a Playboy Bunny like the one in that movie with Steven Segal "Under Siege," on the old Missouri battle ship from WWII, and that little boy laying alone in his home with his fathers playboy books as that cheer leader flew into his window nearly naked and that little boy looked up and said "Thank you LORD?"

Well I guess if she does go to the big house not for having sex with a minor but texting her young stud muffin naked pictures of her self on her sell phone as a sexual predator to where she might not able to teach the other girls about sex education in the joint but at least can can be the new TOWEL GIRL handing out towels to the other girls in the showers along with picking up their soap when they fall on the floor for jail house sex education rehab before she can come back into the public school system and work again if not as a teacher but a Cook in the Cafeteria for National Lampoons next Animal House 2012 coming this next fall at your local Pussy Cat Theatres soon? Shoot I remember when I couldn't even get into that James Bond movie "Doctor No," to catch Ursella Undress undress when she had to take a shower when she got some radioactive particles on her playing with Doctor No's Puff the Magic Dragon on the beach where collected sea shells by the sea shore? Where she put Black Widow Spiders in the bed with her men and Doctor No put Tarantula's in Bond's bed?

So I'll close with this little limerick I got from John Wayne's nurse girl friend in the movie "Harms Way," with a few words I changed around to fit the occasion : "There was a young boy from Niger who rode on top of a TIGER, and after the ride he wound up inside with his smile on the face of the TIGER?"

Oh and P.S... Remember Chef from "Apocalypes Now," when he got out of his PBR Street Gang to get some Mango's with Martin Sheen - Chalie Sheen's 2 and 1/2 men, and what they said "Never get off the boat alone? "Just before he returned screaming "TIGER," and tearing off all his clothes so goes it for that poor young boy "Never get off ALONE?" Now all we need is Jim Morison of the DOORS giving some background music like those guys from DELTA CHI when they had to defend themselves from "DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION," against that ROTC sergeant of arms the one who flounder had to do all those push ups for cleaning up his horses stall of HORSE MANURE after his ride on the golf course which all most broke his neck?

If you ask me in this reporters opinion? I would get Detective Frank (Leslie Neilsen) Debin of Police Squad Naked Gun to get to the bottom of this case but who are we gonna get to play OJ's place getting blown up? No I think it's another case for the great French Inspector (Peter Seller's) Clouseua to solve just like he did in "A Shot In The Dark," with Elke Summer? As the PM - MI6 and all the Double 00's are having enough trouble trying to get Madonna and Sir Elton John a new boy friend as well? Oh and what about that beauty Queen who turned out to be a man for Donald Trump new show? Kind of a DRAG eh Donald?

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