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Monday, 2 April 2012

image for The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012 Three NFL cheerleaders shown at Dr. Drew's rehab center. (Photo courtesy of Demi Moore).

HOLLYWOOD - The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just announced ten shows that have been rejected for 2012.

Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director in charge of TTCFRSD, or TTC as it is known for short, stated that every year they are literally sent hundreds of reality show videos that producers hope get picked up.

Pennypocket noted that usually TTC is right on the money and has gotten very good at ascertaining which reality shows will go on to become hits.

Several reality shows in this category include Cake Boss, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Hell's Kitchen, Storage Wars, The Deadliest Catch, and the highly successful American Idol.

But as Pennypocket pointed out, for every Hell's Kitchen there are two dozen Real Waitresses From Hell.

He emphasized that twice a year TTC puts out a list of wannabe reality shows that did not make it past the first viewing.

THE LIST OF TEN TELEVISION REALITY SHOWS THAT WERE REJECTED FOR 2012

  1. The Earthquake Chasers of Cucamonga
  2. Celebrity Couponing
  3. 61 And Pregnant
  4. Basketball Groupies Over Six-Feet-Tall
  5. Putting Up With The Many Mood Swings of Kate Gosselin
  6. Midnight Frog Gigging In The Voodoo Bayous of Louisiana
  7. The Demon Dentist From Hell
  8. The Ex-Wives of Rush Limbaugh
  9. So Who Wants To Date a Real Old Cougar?
  10. Yodeling In The Grand Canyon


NOTE: The reality show NFL Cheerleaders Rehab With Dr. Drew was originally rejected. But after Dr. Drew decided to have the girls appear on the show dressed in their very skimpy cheerleading outfits instead of regular street clothes Mr. Pennypocket reconsidered and went ahead and decided to give the show the green light.

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