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Wednesday, 7 March 2012

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Oops! Did I really just infer that Limbaugh's wife is a slut? I'm really sorry if I did. I'm sure she probably isn't. Please forgive me. I must have been talking out my ass.

Drat! I've just been warned by The Spoof's word counting algorithm that I can't publish this totally fictitious crank of Limbaugh latest sewer soliloquy yet. It seems that I ran afoul of the minimum word requirement, which I hereby foolishly sadly stupidly wretchedly pitifully miserably ridiculously and idiotically hope to now surpass.

So, to refresh, I hope that by repeating that Rush's wife probably really isn't a slut after all, and that I'm really truly sorry for implying that, that this will satisfy (he, he) that ultimate word slut Spoof algorithm too.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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