1) "Well. It looks like we'll be snowed in for the winter. You want the last piece of beef jerky, Doctor Lecter?"
2) "Give me that! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"
3) "Well, here's your electrical problem right here, ma'am."
4) "Does he bite?"
5) "Wow! The Bronx! And you must be a Negro!"
6) "How sharp is it?"
7) "I wonder why they call this Death Valley?"
8) "I disagree, Mister Obama."
9) "Think I can jump it?"
10) "Relax, Peg. Statistics say you're more likely to die in a car wreck than an airplane."
11) "Hey, Hitler. Aren't you part Jewish too?"
12) "Go ahead. Take your best shot, Mister Tyson."
13) "AAAAHHHHH!"

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