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Tuesday, 3 January 2012

image for Ten Comments from Experts about the Possible Ending of the World in 2012 The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

What's the skinny on this scary prediction? Here's a sampling of comments:

Martha Stewart: "Be prepared. Pack yourself some nice take-out meals that travel REALLY well."

Queen Elizabeth II: "I'm not leaving without my tiara, my royal robes, and my purse."

Entrepreneur Donald Trump: "I STILL may run for president."

Twitter executive: "Send some good-bye tweets, but remember to keep them to 140 characters or fewer. The rules don't change, just because the world is ending."

Chicken (The Sky is Falling) Little: "I told you so! I told you so! You should have listened to me a long time ago."

Lady Gaga: "A least I got to kiss Mayor Bloomberg before my trip. It was better than wearing a meat dress or riding around in an egg."

Dick Clark: "I'll be back next New Year's Eve."

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos: "Buy an Amazon Kindle and pack it with books for your trip."

John Boehner, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives: "You know what Lesley Gore says: It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to..."

Gail Farrelly, spoof writer: "If you were foolish enough to make New Year resolutions, break them right now and have a blast doing it. Happy New Year!"

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