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Saturday, 27 January 2007

Welcome Readers I, Ace Ventura JR am reporting on the birth of Britney Spears' twentythird baby this one was named Oragon their collection of babies named after United States locations grow ever larger proud father Kevin Federlinesays he is considering giving up rap to go back to Pizza Hut the couple now weigh individually

Spears: 408 Pound
Federline: 578 Pounds

Most of you probably read my article on how Britney lost her right leg to Diabetes in 2009 and my father's article on her flash in 2006 but when will the spears saga end Jamie Lynn has followed her sister after becoming a princess of music she married one of her backup dancers Kevin Costner JR and has just announced on being pregnant does anyone remember the girls The Pop Princess and teh star of All That where did tehy go wrong personally I blame parenting

Readers I have just returned from the funeral of Britney Spears apparently from all teh layers of fat tehy couldnt see the twin who well teh nigga broke a whole lot of shit and now the bitch is dead ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake who is suffering from the incredibly gay disease Boy Band Syndrome showed up with Nick Lachey who also suffers teh same disease tune into Ace News at six for more

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