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Saturday, 17 December 2011

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Greetings to all friends in England from the peoples of Germany.

This Christmas being is much wonderful time here. The markets traditional have many peoples there in.

Hot wine and sweetmeats buying there of. Also many other things.

Here in the markets are also selling the traditional Christmas tree branch of chocolate bar Hamburg which fish is selling.

Also hats. Many sorts for wearing during visit to restaurant or bar; Homburg deerstalker and pie of pig very popular.

Candies and cakes also selling like hot candies and cakes. Your Mars bar, Humbug mints, and Werther's original all sell well here in Germany, even if Werther's original taste like boiled lederhosen.

Greetings of festivity to all English persons from persons of Germany. Also greetings to your glorious leader Mr Cameron.

All persons in Europe are knowing that he 'Bah' is saying during European conference, and sticking of his fingers in ears, and humming 'Land of hoping and glorying' when everyone trying to find solution. Silly bugger some say, but we thank him for destroying what is left of your factories, so that we can sell more BMW, Audi, Volkswagen and Mercedes to his banker friends.

You see we Germans sense of humour are having. No 'Bah Humbug' from us but felicitations only to our English friends.

Am I the competition winning of?

Angela Merkal

Luftwighausmannerheisenburgstat.

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