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Thursday, 8 December 2011

image for David Cameron asks, and gets answers in Rhyme Who is the best Minister in my government?

"Who is the best Minister in my government?" said Cameron, "who's also a multi-millionaire?......"

"Me me!" shouted Willy Hague, waving his brassiere in the air,
"And I'm also bendable, and a billionaire!"

Nick Clegg raised his hand, "Me, and even as your lackey I'm still debonair!"
"But in case I'm not right, I'll set up a questionnaire!"

George Osborne lied again, saying he was clever and fair,
And VAT increaser, extra-ordinaire!

Kenneth Clarke, wobbled and got out of his wheelchair,
Fell off his cigar, and shouted, "I'm pretty game and fair!"

Theresa May claimed to be bordering on being a millionaire,
Then sat down again to finish her cream ├ęclair,


Dr Liam Fox "I'll check to see with Adam Werrity, he of the tight fitting silk underwear!"
"Our foibles, figures and faculties we'll compare!"

Duncan Smith smiled knowing giving Cameron a dirty stare,
Doing nothing, like the three million unemployed out there!

Michael Gove said "I'm educated, and know about your affair!"
"But I'll not let on, cause I've also been there!"

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