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Tuesday, 6 December 2011

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Liverpool's jubilant Luis Suarez left the pitch last night at Craven Cottage waving to his fans with his middle finger stuck in the air. The gesture was totally misunderstood by the FA, and now they are reviewing his very friendly gesture. Why?

Luis is a terrific loser, once upon a time whilst playing for Ajax in Holland he gave an opponent a love bite on the neck because he was so overjoyed at losing the match.

After coming to England to play for Liverpool FC he has also made several super-friendly gestures to opponents calling them n+gg++s, etc. He admits that his comments and gestures are completely taken out of context and swears he called Patrick Evra from Man Utd a very nice niggler and not a n+gg+r, case adjourned!

Luis explained to his loving Scots manager, Sir Kenny Daiglish of Liverpool, why he waved to his fans with a middle finger, here his explanation:

"Boss, si, I stucka mi middle fingero up to los imbeciles pero in Ururguay dis is a signa of amigos contra amigos et no fiendes, comprendo?"

Sir Kenny of Liverpool fully understands his misunderstood superstar and will defend him to el ultimo because if Liverpool want to win anything they need SenĂ³r Suarez diving in the penalty area every game, comprendo, si, si!

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