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Wednesday, 30 November 2011

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Ice-cream manufacturer Godfrey Sice's company, are producing new flavours and names of ice-cream concoctions, in honour of individual MP's and Political Parties performances in the Government, and opposition.

Here is the full list to be available soon:

Flavour/Name: Credit Crunch
In Honour of: George Osborne

Flavour/Name: Nut'n Accomplished
In Honour of: Nick Clegg

Flavour/Name: Silent Souffle
In Honour of: Ed Miliband

Flavour/Name: Crunchy Nut Marseillaise
In Honour of: Ed Balls

Flavour/Name: Stuffed British Gooseberries
In Honour of: David Cameron

Flavour/Name: Floral & Sweet Vanilla Mix & Nepotist Twist
In Honour of: William Hague

Flavour/Name: Jailbird Delight
In Honour of: Kenneth Clarke

Flavour/Name: Boarder Puffs
In Honour of: Theresa May

Flavour/Name: Dwarf Defence Damsons
In Honour of: Liam Fox

Flavour/Name: Fiddler's fricassee
In Honour of: Vincent Cable

Flavour/Name: Mango Onthedole Sorbet
In Honour of: Duncan Smith

Flavour/Name: Speedy Gonzales Gateau
In Honour of: Chris Huhne

Flavour/Name: Sour Grapes on an empty bed of NHS
In Honour of: Andrew Lansley

Flavour/Name: Borstal blancmange
In Honour of: Michael Gove

Flavour/Name: Collage of Curry
In Honour of: Eric Pickles

Flavour/Name: Fricassee of Fatuous Freaks
In Honour of: Honourable Lord Strathclyde Leader of the House of Lords

Flavour/Name: Watermelon Throw-away Surprise
In Honour of: Oliver Letwin

Flavour/Name: Old fashioned salad with Honeydew drips
In Honour of: The Labour Party

Flavour/Name: Lemons with little crumbs inside
In Honour of: The Lib-Dem Party

Flavour/Name: Cream of chrematomania
In Honour of: The Conservative Party

Flavour/Name: Sour Grapefruit with spoon-in-the-mouth topping
In Honour of: The Coalition Government

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