Tara Reid has been the town bicycle, I mean joke for quite some time. Now, in an attempt to help rebuild her public image, she has held a press conference, (Which was formerly named "Tara bears all" in its television promo but unfortunately legal issues arose with her soon-to-be-released sex-tape of the same name and it was renamed to "Yes Tara Reid has a Vagina, but she CAN count")
The press conference took off to a shaky start, with a few somewhat indecorous questions. However Miss Reid prevailed without too many problems or nipple-slips.
Tara- Oh my god are you fuckers ready for this fucking press-fucking-conference... FUCKING! Hi, I'm Tara Reid and this is my press conference!
Journalist #1 - Tara is it true that you failed to count down to the New year properly?
Tara- Um... sorry New years?! Thats not for like 12 months. Ok enough questions from you.
Journalist #2 - What are your views on the right wing bias in American politics that is so ubiquitous at present?
Tara- Um.... OH MY GOD MY BOOB FELL OUT. OH MY GOD MY BOOB! DON'T LOOK, LOOK MY BOOB FELL OUT! I have to go now bye!
After the fiasco her publicist (Whitney Houston) was too stoned to comment. The Press Conference was deemed a success by Whitney later that day, which was met with much dispute from fans and the press alike.
Tara has been cited as saying that she is ready to release a new album under the pseudonym 'Britney Spears' just so people dont buy her album just because its 'Tara Reid'
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