WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama announced that he had received a text message from Mexico's President Nacho Winslow asking to borrow $3 million.
President Winslow stated that his country needs the funds in order to continue with their moon shot...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House press conference to inform the news media on the upcoming Health Care reforms that deal with American citizens over the age of 90.
After he covered that subject he was asked if the rumor that h...
CHATTANOOGA - Taylor Swift performed a two hour concert at The Ooh La La Convention Center in Chattanooga.
Afterwards she met with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and talked about some very personal matters.
She said that she does not unde...
President Barrack H. Obama has just been stripped of his designation as the first African-American president, according to the Dissociated Press (DP).
A little known politician from Illinois, Hawaii, Indonesia, and Kenya, Obama ascended mercuriall...
Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge.
"Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...
NEW YORK CITY - The NBA is currently working on a new play that it feels will truly help generate a bit more excitement in the game.
NBA Commissioner David "Short Cake" Stern told members of the sports media that had gathered at The Mrs. Bill Clin...
President Obama, today, during an unscheduled press conference he called, pre-empting the Drew Carey show, The Price is Right, indicated that he is presenting to Congress, a list of words which he wants stricken from the English language. the first o...
BEVERLY HILLS - Former Los Angeles Lakers great Magic Johnson and his wife Cookie, went out and had a very nice dinner at The Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant in Beverly Hills.
As the couple was waiting in the front of the restaurant for a valet t...
CHICAGO - The Miami Heat had just beaten the Chicago Bulls 104-94 to take a 2 to 1 lead in the Eastern Conference playoffs when Mr. Heat himself, LeBron James was asked a question in the visiting team's locker room.
Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Il...
LOS ANGELES - Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson is still quite upset at the fact that his all-time favorite team, the Los Angeles Lakers got swept in the first round of the Western Conference playoffs by the San Antonio Spurs 4 games to none.
He...
LOS ANGELES - Well it did not take the little lost Hollywood starlet long before she caused problems at her new surroundings at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles.
The clinic's executive director Cayenne Gayla Wheatgrass told m...
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - It was quite a long season for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA as all the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and Bobcat fans will attest to.
The Bobcats ended the season in 29th place out of 30 teams. The Cats finished wi...
ATLANTA - Shaquille was in Atlanta filming a commercial for a brand new line of professional basketballs named Big Bouncy Bounce Basketballs.
He was asked by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily to comment on his proposal to change p...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of The Vampire Diaries, flew into Cabo's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and were immediately besieged by the paparazzi.
Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Luca...
Paramedics with the help of "King," a survivor sniffer dog from El Paso, Texas, unearthed a small metal box near the North end of the explosion at the West Texas fertilizer plant, in an area that was thought to be where the offices once stood.
"He...
HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals.
And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well.
But little...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who missed the first round of the Los Angeles Lakers NBA playoffs because his foot was hurt now says that his mama has bruised the hell out of his ego.
Bryant is madder than a woodpecker in Antarctica because his mother h...
LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air.
A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...
JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tim Tebow, one of the nicest players to ever play in the NFL is still looking for an NFL city to call home.
After being released by the low-flying New York Jets, Tebow feels that it won't be long before his cell phone rings...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake, Nevada - In oils - crude if you like, sweet light crude.
That's the remit of a $1 million commission to capture the presidential image on a 10' x 6' canvas, quarter-sawn walnut or Egyptian papyrus.
And Ray the-alien-path...
LOS ANGELES - Demi Lovato says that she is thrilled that the man with the golden touch, AKA Simon Cowell has asked her to return for a second season on X-Factor.
Lovato said that she has really missed Simon during the off-season and she is looking...
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Not one word has been changed, omitted, deleted, amended, altered, or otherwise modified.
Dear iRumors - Can you tell me what makes American Idol judge Nicki Minaj think that looking like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey clown is clever, cute, or attractive? I mean real...