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Funny story:  The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

The Cell Cycle: Development of a Productive Life

Life begins when the alarm of my fully charged cell phone shouts, "Hit snooze, hit snooze! Just five more minutes. Sleeping five more minutes won't hurt anyone. Trust me, I'll wake you up again." Five minutes later, my cell phone, Ringo, screams, "It's time, time to open your eyes and do something productive. Get up, get dressed, get ready now!" Ringo is my best friend. He reminds me to do t...
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Funny story:  Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Jimmy Fallon Revealed To Be In Mid-Fifties

Last night, Jimmy Fallon made a joke that totally bombed. He was booed, during his monologue, when Fallon talked about the possible gender of Chelsea Clinton's baby. "If it's a girl, it will get some of Chelsea's old hand-me-downs. And if it's a...
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Funny story:  Flo to Use Charm to 'Perk-Up' Obamacare

Flo to Use Charm to 'Perk-Up' Obamacare

Flo, the permanently perky face of Progressive Insurance, has been named new Secretary of Health and Human Services replacing outgoing HHS czar Kathleen Sebelius. President Obama made the announcement last night. The decision was a tough one and P...
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Funny story:  U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...
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Funny story:  Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...
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Funny story:  West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

West Africa Ebola Virus Makes Tybee Island Man Happy He Doesn't Live In Guinea, Wherever That Is

The Ebola virus that has killed scores of people in Guinea has one Tybee Island man feeling very relieved that he does not live in the tiny African Country. "I am glad I live in Tybee, and not in this place with this virus," said Gordon Morris, "I...
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Funny story:  Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Putin mug appears on new Crimean thruppeny bit

Chicken Kiev - Vlad the Dictator's image has appeared on Crimean coins commemorating his triumph in the 2014 Paralytic Games. The new decimal denomination sees the Russian Zloty replace the old Ukrainian Shekel in a move reflecting the annexation...
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Funny story:  Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Tybee Island Man Breaks Internet

Authorities believe that a Tybee Island man may have been responsible for the 5 minute outage that saw the World Wide Web shutdown and the internet broken across the globe. TJ Malone, a retired factory worker, who has been a resident of the backwa...
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Funny story:  The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

The Wuggles Trash Hotel Room

New Zealand's top children's music group The Wuggles have once again found themselves in legal trouble Monday, when they and several members of their extensive entourage were arrested for allegedly destroying a penthouse suite at a Las Vegas Hotel.
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Funny story:  Copycat vomiting fears as Obama eschews Japanese state banquet

Copycat vomiting fears as Obama eschews Japanese state banquet

Tokyo - The January 1992 incident saw President George Herbert Bush throw up all over Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa in a rare display of gastrointestinal realpolitik and raw sashimi fish. White House fears of a repeat performance saw Pre...
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Funny story:  Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Friend's Book Is Simply Brilliant

Awed by her boundless imagination, characterizations and writing skills, as well as her unique technique Helen Schwartz hailed the self-published novel written by her friend Carol Hill as "Utterly Fantastic". "Carols's stuff is completely mind-blo...
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Funny story:  MSNBC Host Seeks Rehab for Rare Condition Over Slobbering Affection for President

MSNBC Host Seeks Rehab for Rare Condition Over Slobbering Affection for President

Palm Springs, CA - After nearly six years of denial, MSNBC talk show host Chris Matthews, has finally checked himself into rehab due to the "tingles" he experiences whenever he sees, hears or meets President Barack Obama. Matthews has been afflic...
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Funny story:  The President's manhood problem leads to new research project plus numerous denials and clarifications

The President's manhood problem leads to new research project plus numerous denials and clarifications

When Mr. Brooks of The New York Times remarked that Mr. Obama "has a manhood problem in the Middle East," the globe took on a listening attitude . . . prior to the uproar. Mr. Obama's State Department immediately rushed forward to remind that Ms.
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Funny story:  Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Putin Says Alaska Not Part Of U.S.

Emperor Alexander II instructed the Russian minister to the United States, Eduard de Stoeckl, to enter into negotiations with U.S.' William Seward in the beginning of March 1867 to sell Russia's Alaska to the U.S. The negotiations concluded aft...
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Funny story:  Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

Most Parents Surprised 'Candy Crush Saga' Had Been Downloaded To Their Device

London (Game Nerd's Quarterly) - Anyone who is knowledgeable about the world of mobile applications knows that 'Candy Crush Saga' (developed by King Entertainment plc.) is a phenomenon. The game has nearly 750,000,000 downloads. However, the apparent...
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Funny story:  Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Obama Pushes Back Holidays Until After Election

Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had...
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Funny story:  Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

Tybee Island Dog Ordered To Pay Puppy Support

A Tybee Island judge has ordered that a 3-year-old Labrador pay "puppy support" to the mother of his illegitimate puppy, a Lab/Terrier mix named Oscar after ruling that he is, without doubt, the father. Judge Steven Schoor, who made the judgement...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Chelsea Goes GOP; Might Challenge Mom For Presidency

Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton has announced her intention to seek the Republican nomination for president in 2016, setting up a potential showdown with her mother Hillary, the heavy favorite among Democrats planning to run. Chelsea, now a...
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Funny story:  S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...
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Funny story:  US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

US Spirit Wireless Announces It's Amazing Teen Promotion: 19,000 Minutes For 19 Cents

CUCAMONGA, California - A spokesperson for US Spirit Wireless has just announced an amazing promotion aimed at the nation's millions of teenage cell phone users. US Spirit Wireless, which is based in Cucamonga, California, will be implementing wha...
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Funny story:  Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

Wiccans set for Vatican parity at the UN

New York - Accredited observer status at the UN General Assembly has been awarded to the Organisation of International Wicca in a move granting parity with the Roamin Catlick church. Five permanent representatives will be sitting in the world's p...
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Funny story:  Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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