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Funny story:  Becks getting excited about Milan  Man U. game

Becks getting excited about Milan Man U. game

Beck's is getting excited. Yes Becks is getting excited about the game with Man. U. He's been jumping up and down on his bed for ages. "Arm so excited A can 'ardly contain meself. I just 'ope A don't do sumfin' stupid when A see some of me old mates again. A don't wanna cry wiv emotion coz den A wouldn't be able to see de ball would A?" "Ar've already been told not t'do too much 'uggin...
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Daniel Day Lewis And Helena Bonham Carter To Play Man With Talking Penis And Woman With Whistling Vagina In Tim Burton Biopic

Following up on a lead provided by top Spoof writer Abel Rodriguez, Hollywood insider Kurt Kuntz started making enquiries which revealed that 'Alice' director Tim Burton is already working on his next project, a biopic of the man with the talking pen...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Treated Ashley Like Dirt Claims Family Friend

Cheryl Treated Ashley Like Dirt Claims Family Friend

,According to those in the know, Ashley and Cheryl Cole's separation came as no surprise. Because Cheryl has been treating Ashley like dirt for months. A friend of the family claimed that Ashley was virtually forced into seeking sexual gratificati...
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Chulo-Chulo Beats Take Europe By Storm!

It's new, it's sassy, it's brash, it's loud and it's taking Europe by storm. With its origins deeply rooted in the rain forests and favelas of South America, Chulo-Chulo beats have burst onto the European club scene and look to be gaining in infectio...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Katie Price Buys Customized Mountain Bike

Media darling Katie Price today fired the opening salvo in her one woman war on Hollywood celebs by buying a mountain bike, ensuring that she hits the headlines in the Hollywood Bugle. Responding quickly to a sudden upsurge in Hollywood mountain b...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole And Sarah Harding In Bitch Fight Over Ashley

Cheryl Cole And Sarah Harding In Bitch Fight Over Ashley

West End Stringer Barry Boddington was trawling the streets of the capital's fleshpots in the early hours of this morning when he was approached by two men in their early twenties who addressed him by name and informed him that there was a furious bi...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

Robert Pattinson Promises The "Twi-Hards" That He Isn't Hanging Up His Fangs Just Yet

BOSTON - The Twilight Saga series star Robert Pattinson was in town to shoot a commercial for Boston Baked Beans. After the fifth take and his sixth bowl of beans the director yelled cut and that it was a wrap. Pattinson then sat down with a repor...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Kristen Stewart: Pattinson, Lautner Will Cause Me To Have A Heart Attack

Actress Kristen Stewart says that between the two of them, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner will be the death of her. "I want the guys to know that I can 'take it' and that I appreciate jokes and having fun but between the Twilight movies and t...
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Funny story:  No Training or Equipment: Venables Had No Chance

No Training or Equipment: Venables Had No Chance

Joint-murderer of James Bulger Jon Venables, who has been returned to custody after allegedly violating the terms of his release, has been badly let down by Gordon Brown and his incompetent government, I was told by a senior figure with a handlebar m...
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Funny story:  Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

Moon hits man's eye like a big pizza pie

NAPLES, ITALY - - Today the moon hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe, "That's amore." The victim, Giuseppe Baghadonuts, told emergency medical workers who arrived on the scene that the world had begun to shine like he'd had t...
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Funny story:  Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn Of The Devil Says Expert

Malcolm Glazer Is The Spawn Of The Devil Says Expert

As all the gory details are gradually rising to the fore regarding the Glazer family's ruthless financial exploitation of Manchester United FC, we decided that it was high time we investigated whether there was a case to answer, or whether the Manche...
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Funny story:  Oldest women on the planet is Spoof writers Grandma, she's been stuck in her rocking chair for 50 of them!

Oldest women on the planet is Spoof writers Grandma, she's been stuck in her rocking chair for 50 of them!

The oldest women on the planet is 130 and one of the Spoof's more "wayward weirdo" (starts with J and ends with E) writers claims to be her Grandchild! This women has been seen wandering in an abandoned hotel stuck on a hill in Tunbridge Wells.
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Funny story:  All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

All Moslems Turn Into Water Overnight

In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus First Night With Liam Hemsworth - Full Report

Miley Cyrus First Night With Liam Hemsworth - Full Report

Secret Location: Lovely Miley Cyrus has held her first 'Girls Only' night since she began her inaugural grown-up relationship - with Liam Hemsworth. According to one of her closest friends, Miley enjoyed her first night in bed with her new Boyfrie...
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Funny story:  Jon Venables' application to run a Child Day Care Facility denied.

Jon Venables' application to run a Child Day Care Facility denied.

As part of his rehabilitation while in prison, child killer Jon Venables learned through a social services mail order course how to properly license, operate, and locate a child day care center in which working mothers could drop off their kiddies fo...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Back In UK

Katie Price Back In UK

Role-model Katie Price has landed back in the UK after her exhaustive tour of parties in Los Angeles. The Prime Minister has declared a national holiday so the public can celebrate the return of our most cherished glamour model. Spontaneous street...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Marriage? Miley Talks!

Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Marriage? Miley Talks!

If there's one thing that's always true with Miley Cyrus, she cannot keep a secret. If it's another, she can't help but leave people shaking their heads at her words and actions. After twice having to apoloize to oriental fans about the slanted ey...
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Funny story:  Cheryl Cole Accepts Peter Andre's Spare Bedroom Offer

Cheryl Cole Accepts Peter Andre's Spare Bedroom Offer

Songbird Cheryl Cole has already moved out of the Oxshott Surrey mansion she once shared so happily with love-rat Ashley. In the midst of differing reports about her immediate plans, I can reveal that Cheryl has moved in with Peter Andre. At this...
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