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Saturday, 17 September 2011

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Mila Kunis showing the belt buckle she was given by fellow Ukrainian Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars.

SANTA MONICA - Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis were recently having a nice quiet dinner at The Shanghai Sue Sushi Sandwich Shop.

The happy couple was approached by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer who said that they looked like a couple of school kids.

Justin thanked her and asked her if the fact that he was coloring in a Sponge Bob Square Pants coloring book was the reason for her remark.

Confetti laughed and said that it wasn't. He then asked her if the reason she had said that was because Mila was sitting there dressed in a cheerleaders outfit complete with pom-poms.

Pia giggled and said that she had to admit that the cheerleader outfit was a definite tip off. Mila smiled and told her that she was wearing the outfit because she and Justin had just come from shooting a commercial where she had played the part of a high school cheerleader in an advertisement for Zits Be Banished To Hell Acme Cream.

Confetti laughed and said that she had never heard of that product. Justin said that it was brand new and that it had originally been called Friggin Effen Boo-Boo's Be Gone Dammit! but that the advertising firm executives talked to the manufacturers and convinced them that perhaps a name change wouldn't be a bad idea.

Justin was asked how things were going for him and Mila in regards to the rah-rah-rah department (no pun intended). He smiled and asked her if she was referring to doing the horizontal hula.

Confetti blushed and replied that she was. Justin said that Mila is probably the best horizontal hula'er that he has ever done the horizontal hula with.

Mila turned pink and said that she appreciated him saying that since he has certainly been with a whole lot of HH'ers.

Kunis then confided to Pia that her and Justin are still catching some flak from their appearance back in June on the MTV Movie Awards Show. She said that every day she gets about 40 messages on her Facebook in regards to the intimate groping that went on which included Justin grabbing her boobs and her grabbing his lap lizard.

For those who may not know, when Justin and Mila appeared on stage to make an award presentation he stood behind her and took both his hands and proceeded to cup each one of her sweater treats. Mila, went along with it and did not even bat an eyelid.

She just stood there somewhat oblivious to what Justin was doing. And then she casually reached back and grabbed a hold of Justin's taco tickler or as they call it in the Ozark Mountains of Arkansas his pokin' tool

After the show the MTV switchboard lit up with a total of 13,179 calls of which 12,703 were from angry viewers who said that they had been offended at Timberlake's and Kunis' bedroom antics.

The couple apologized the next day and Justin said he was sorry that he had grabbed Mila's knockers and Mila said that she was sorry that she had grabbed Justin's dip stick.

Justin blamed the whole out-of-line groping incident on the fact that two minutes before they went on stage each one had eaten three Hostess Twinkies and the sugar high made them lose their self-control and thus they acted like the horny devils that America saw on their television screens.

Mila later divulged that several members of her family who still live back in the Ukraine were extremely shocked at her and Timberlake's antics.

She said that her grandfather Stanislaus Borysko Kuniskovich, 87, stated that if Timberlake ever shows his face in the Ukraine he will take his grandson Vladi's plastic bullet shooting rifle and shoot the skinny twit in his pee-pee (penis).

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Mr. Kuniskovich meant that he would shoot Timberlake's pee-pee and not his grandson Vladi's.]

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