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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

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Will has said that if he and Jada do get a divorce they will share custody of the family dog, Kanye.

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have definitely been working overtime in the Will Smith-Jada Pinkett Smith marital situation.

Some entertainment news agencies have the couple divorcing, some have them merely separating, and some have Will moving to Peru and Jada moving to Puerto Rico.

Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis recently spoke with the couple's maid, Delilah "Dusty" Dexterbaker, 47, and got some inside information.

Dusty who has worked for the Smiths for nine years said that she was recently let go because she had asked for a raise. She remarked that the Smith's became offended with her since as they pointed out to her she was paid more than the Schwarzenegger's paid their maid Mildred Baena.

Will also added that, unlike many maids of celebrities she did not have to work on Thanksgiving Day, Christmas Day, or Maids Day.

When Dusty left she made it very clear to Will and Jada that she was going to get together with noted author Bacardi Sensabaugh and write a type of exposé along the lines of the movie The Help.

Dusty informed Miss Dakota that she did not want to say too much because she was going to save it for the blockbuster, tell-all book she plans to write and have turned into a fantastic movie.

She did reveal that Will has a collection of over 90 rather explicit posters of Eva Longoria.

Dusty confessed that Jada sleeps in Superman underwear, Willow is getting a tattoo of Beyonce when she turns 18, and Jaden has 19 pet crickets that he keeps in a jar by the door in his bedroom.

Ms. Dexterbaker did note that the couple has agreed that if they do get divorced that Will will get 13-year-old Jaden, who starred in The Karate Kid and Jada will get 10-year-old Willow who recorded the song "Whip My Hair."

In other news. Ecuador has reportedly called off their planned invasion of Pakistan due to financial reasons.

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