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Friday, 26 August 2011

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In a daring move to smoke out Gadaffi, who since the fall of Tripoli has gone into hiding, the new government of Libya has accepted help from the Playboy Mansions and the generosity of its owner Hugh Hefner.

100 Playboys Bunnies are currently making their way from Los Angeles to Tripoli, after Hefner realised that Gadaffi like him had an addiction for pretty and pert young things.

Obama as well as Republican candidates for the presidential elections have all saluted the sacrifice American women are making to bring to an end a brutal dictatorship. Some critics however are worried about America becoming further entrenched in Libyan affairs.

At one point in the 70s Hefner had been asked to organise a party for the Libyan leader. At the time Heffner felt that something wasn't right in the head with the Libyan leader and was worried that he would treat his girls like a piece of meat.

Despite the brush off Hefner knew that Gadaffi remained a big fan of the Playboy business model and had sent delegates in the 70s and 80s to check out Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansions to see if he could replicate something similar in his many palaces.

Details of how the 100 bunnies will be used to find Gadaffi is unclear. It is believed the sight of 100 Playboy bunnies in close vicinity to his hideout will be too much for this red bloodied dictator to resist. What precautions are being taken so these bunnies do not come to harm in what is highly lawless and trigger happy place? The bunnies will be backed up by American SEALs and air support in case of any risk of ambush. The bunnies are not expected to be walking the streets of Triploi but being sent to the desert region in the south where Gadaffi has been favoured to have run away to.

Are the bunnies expected to personally shoot if they find Gadaffi? This is unclear.

Due to the high risk nature of the exercise pictures and names of the 100 cannot be revealed. A TV station in the US however managed to speak to the family of one of the twins who are part of the group and they had this to say.

"We are so proud of our two daughters. From a young age they wanted to do something for their country. Getting the call to join Hugh Hefner at the mansions exceeded all their expectations, as they were expelled from school for slowing down their classmates. On their 18th birthday we sold every possession that we had so that these twins could have cosmetic work done before they moved to Los Angeles to find fame and fortune and bring long terms financial security to us. Now a few years later they are playing a part in the Arab Spring and locating that mad, bad and dangerous dictator. When they were the centre spread of the magazine, we were so proud but now this is so much to take in."

Asked if they are worried for their safety they said any parent would worry especially if they are their cash cow but Hefner has trained them well and they Gadaffi is no match for American can do spirit.

Fear of silicone being damaged in the Saharan heat are being downplayed, as they have been reinforced with special material that is resistant to desert conditions. Hefner said he knows that these 100 bunnies especially the twins are exactly what Gadaffi can't resist, having road tested them himself. Others in the US feel that this is part of slow mission creep and soon the US will be committing more and more bunnies, and soon they are running all over the place. Hefner has told them to lighten up and not take themselves so seriously. Feminist groups have also gone on the attack asking what sort of message this sends, but Hefner angrily replied 'try sending a bunch of butt ugly girls and see what mess they will cause as more troops would have to be sent into rescue them.'

President Obama made a private phonecall to wish them luck and said that the whole country was behind them. British politician are asking why David Cameron couldn't have thought of something so ingenious, after Jordan spoke exclusively that she could do in one day what it will take 100 bunnies several weeks if not months.

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