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Monday, 22 August 2011

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Gladys the Goat, one of the popular animals at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.

TARZANA - Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were recently spotted at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo.

The couple looked quite cozy as they walked around petting some of the extremely friendly animals such as Gladys the Goat, Laura the Lamb, Chucky the Chicken, and Ramon the neutered Rabbit.

RPattz felt bad when he accidentally stepped on Wanda the Weasel as she burrowed a little hole near the women's restroom. One of the petting zoo caretakers told him not to worry and that Wanda's bruised left hind leg should completely heal in about three to four weeks.

As Pattinson and Stewart left the petting zoo and were walking towards Rob's car they were approached by Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight. She asked them how they had enjoyed their visit to the petting zoo.

Rob said they both loved it and that it was the third time they had visited. Kristen remarked that the last time they had visited Ramon the Rabbit was unneutered.

K-Stew giggled as she said that she was surprised at how happy he was considering the fact that they had denutted him.

RPattz grinned and noted that he was also very surprised since the last time he was there Ramon was not only humping the four female rabbits in the petting zoo but he was also trying to boink Kora the Kangaroo as well, but of course Kora being the jumpy sort she is would not sit still long enough for Ramon to make a connection.

Miss Kettle asked the couple if they would like to comment on their alleged skinny dipping at Redondo Beach that had been reported in Just Saying, the supermarket tabloid.

RPattz and K-Stew both started laughing. Stewart said that first of all the two have never been to Redondo Beach and secondly if and when they do go skinny dipping it will certainly be at some far away secluded beach or else in the privacy of their own swimming pool.

In a related story. Rob revealed that he will soon be traveling to Dubai to star with Brooklyn Decker, Audra Patridge, and Scarlett Johansson in Martello Pellagrini's 'James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai.'

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