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Friday, 19 August 2011

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Considering that she gave birth to 14 children Nadya Suleman does not have any stretch marks whatsoever.

MALIBU BEACH - The beach that is the home to the stars was recently the setting for a photo shoot involving Christina Aguilera.

Christina had recently heard about the sad financial situation that Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom was in and she wanted to do something to help the unemployed mother of 14.

Aguilera told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she recently visited Suleman at her home in La Habra. She said that she was saddened by the fact that all 14 kids were running around without shoes.

When she asked Suleman why the kids weren't wearing shoes Nadya teared up and told her that she had gone to a local pawn shop earlier that day and pawned them to get money to buy milk, bread, eggs, M&Ms, and video games.

She told Aguilera that the day before she had pawned three of her bras and luckily she still had one left that she hand washes every other day since the washing machine was repossessed last week.

Suleman told Christina that if things keep getting worse she will have to get rid of the cable, her second cell phone, and their pet kangaroo "Jumpy Boy."

Nadya said that the kids simply love "Jumpy Boy" and have lots of fun with him sticking things like crayons, Cheetos, and Monopoly money in his pocket.

Aguilera was so moved by the sad situation that Suleman and her kids are in that she wrote out a check for $85 on the spot and told her that she would be doing something else to help her out money wise.

Christina spoke with her manager and together they came up with the idea of Aguilera posing in a very skimpy bikini swimsuit and selling it as a poster with all of the profits going to Nadya and her kids.

Noted poster expert Becker Bockerheimer of Las Vegas says that having seen the photo of Christina Aguilera he predicts that the poster will probably sell around 2 million copies in the U.S. alone.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I spoke with Mr. Bockerheimer and he told me that each poster will make $3.75 after expenses so the poster will probably bring in a net total of $7.5 million which will all go directly to Nadya Suleman.]

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