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Sunday, 14 August 2011

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The guitar that Taylor Swift used to write the song "The Gold Romance." (Photo courtesy of Dolly Parton).

LONG BEACH, California - It is well known to fans of both Zac Efron and Taylor Swift that the two dated way before T-Swizzle got involved with the likes of Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Efron 23, and Swift 21, were a serious item and many felt that they would have eventually gone on to become man and wife but it was just not meant to be as Taylor wrote in her song "Gold Romance."

The stars did not line up.
We never had a chance.
We won the silver cup.
But lost our gold romance.

The two were recently spotted down in Long Beach as they strolled hand in hand at the Aquarium of The Pacific. An eyewitness reported seeing the couple and noted that Zac was especially amazed at the huge eyelashes on the great white shark where as Taylor enjoyed watching the two jellyfish going through their 17-minute mating ritual.

Efron who has starred in the High School Musical Movies, 1, 2, and 3, as well as in Junior College Musical 1 and 2 says that this time around he hopes to do whatever it takes to make sure that he holds on to Taylor.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle noted that Efron personally told her that he will even pay Swift as much as $40,000 if she promises to make their relationship work out this time.]

The actor who also appeared in the film The Robot Chicken and the soon-to-be-released sequel The Robot Chicken 2: What The Hell Is With All of The Damn Cackling? says that he has never fallen head-over-heels in love with any girl the way he has with Taylor.

Zac was quick to add that it just isn't because she wrote two really neat songs about him either. He says she has lots of very nice qualities and two that he can mention in a public publication are her two eyebrows.

Taylor meanwhile says that she loves Zac with every ounce of fiber in her body and she smilingly added that he has a great sense of humor and that he knows lots of really neat jokes including 27 about Glenn Beck, 19 about Rush Limbaugh, 8 about Nancy Pelosi, and 243 about Sarah Palin.

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