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Wednesday, 3 August 2011

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The Thundering Tornado Typhoon Roller Coaster attains speeds of 285 miles per hour.

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Jasmine Villegas was vacationing down in the Bayou State of Louisiana where she had gone to visit The Giggling Gator Amusement Theme Park.

Jazzy, as her friends call her, said that she has always been a fan of roller coasters and she had to travel to Lake Charles to ride the notorious Thundering Tornado Typhoon Roller Coaster which has an unbelievable straight drop of 900 feet and attains amazing speeds of up to 285 miles per hour.

Villegas actually rode the roller coaster with Margarita Mixx, a reporter with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune who had traveled down to Lake Charles to interview Jasmine regarding her latest single "Still Jealous Darnit" which is a follow up to her 2010 hit "Jealous."

She said that "Still Jealous Darnit" was actually written by her cousin Chadwick Villegas who lives in Odessa, Texas. Jazzy said that Chadwick also works as a stand up comedian and can actually do about an hours worth of non-stop Sarah Palin jokes.

After Jasmine and Margarita got off of the ride they went and found some shade and sat down. Margarita, who is over 21, had a Watermelon Margarita and Jasmine who is 17 had an A&W Root Beer.

Mixx asked her about the rumors that are presently running rampant that she was responsible for causing Selena Gomez to break up with Justin Bieber.

Jasmine shook her head and commented that she knows both Selena and Justin very well, especially Justin whom she dated before he got involved with Selena.

She said that she has never seen a happier couple than Justin and Selena and that includes the two stars of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder.

Jazzy added that the reports that Gomez had seen a text from her to Justin were positively false. She grinned and added that she has not texted Justin in months.

She giggled and said that she thinks the rumor may have been started by Taylor Momsen who Selena, Justin, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Boo Boo Stewart, and Ashley Tisdale all cannot stand.

Jasmine added that it is not just because she wears the most hideous makeup that a girl her age could possibly wear but because Momsen has always thought that she is better than everyone else.

In fact, one of the songs on her first CD was titled, "I'm Better Than Y'all And Y'all Know It."

Jasmine Villegas is currently working on finalizing the details on an Asian concert tour with ZZ Top and Ke$ha.

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