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Friday, 29 July 2011

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J.Lo's left boot shown while she was attending Sandra Bullock's 47th birthday party on July 26 in Beverly Hills.

BROOKLYN - Since announcing to the world that she is divorcing her husband of seven years Marc "Señor Control Freak" Anthony, Jennifer Lopez' phone has pretty much been ringing non-stop.

Of course she is letting every call go to voicemail as she patiently waits and sees what is going to transpire in her life now that she has been named by People Magazine as The World's Most Beautiful Woman.

Jenny from The Hood, as her close friends still call her, knows she will soon be one of the world's most eligible women and hundreds and hundreds of good-looking, rich, highly influential, and extremely well-known men will be trying to put the make on her.

The word on the streets is that some of those men include Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, and her former boyfriend P. Diddy, aka Puff Diddy, aka Puff Puff Scooby Dooby Diddy, aka Peter Piper Pecker Puff Diddy, aka Cocoa Puffs Black Daddy Dude Dildo Diddy.

J.Lo's long time friend and reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk, Summersetter Faxx caught up with the super star at one of Jennifer's favorite restaurants The Johnny Appleseed Diner in Brooklyn.

Lopez ordered her usual a plate of Flaming Fajitas with a side order of Frijoles Borrachos (drunken beans) and San Antonio Style Rice.

Faxx had half a rack of Diet Baby Back Ribs, with a side order of Low-Cal Fried Okra, and a bowl of Calories-Free Cole Slaw.

Summersetter, who has known J.Lo since before her three-year-old twins were born asked her about the rumors floating around about her secretly seeing the Latin soap opera heartthrob William Levy (Gutierrez).

J.Lo blushed and said that she has to admit that Will is a good looking muscular guy and she really and truly enjoyed sensuously and lasciviously acting with him in her latest music video for her new song "I'm Into You."

She added that he is originally from Cuba but that he now lives in Mexico where he appears in Mexico's most popular soap opera, All My Niños (Children).

Faxx smiled and asked J.Lo if Will had gotten to first base. Jennifer turned away with a look of blushment on her face. She then turned back around and told Summersetter that she gives her, her word as an American Idol judge that she is not secretly seeing William Levy.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay on top of the story and bring you any developments that Summersetter Faxx is able to cajole out of J.Lo.

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