Written by Zachary Estle
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Topics: Drugs, Amy Winehouse

Monday, 25 July 2011

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Winehouse breakfast.

Amy Winehouse's representatives in Heaven reported today that the ghost of the beloved singer will appear on Fifth street for any and all to see, as long as the bring a narcotic along with them as per Winehouse's request.

These reps said that the amount of acid that she was on gave her a trip so hard that it actually allowed her to continue to live as an "Astro-Amy". This is also believed to be the cause of so many Elvis sightings, believing that he too had done enough drugs to live on as a ghost on this Earth.

In closing, for all the Winehouse fans in New York who would like to say their farewell's, feel free to bring an illegal drug to Fifth street for your final goodbye to the once great British singer.

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