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Friday, 22 July 2011

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Demi actually thought about making her decision by flipping a coin. (Photo courtesy of Selena Gomez).

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Disney Channel show Sonny With A Chance Demi Lovato has found herself in a situation that lots of girls her age would like to be in.

Demi has become quite attracted to Darren Criss, one of the stars of the hit television dramedy Glee.

But Lovato has also become smitten with movie star Ryan Phillippe who has appeared in three movies that hardly anyone saw, Lincoln Lawyer, Igby Goes Down, and Little Boy Blue.

A close friend of Lovato's said that she has not seen Demi this happy since she left The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic last year after spending three long months there.

Demi reportedly confided to her good friend Selena Gomez aka Justin Bieber's girlfriend, that there are things about both guys that she likes.

She said that she loves the fact that Darren knows the words to every song that The Rolling Stones ever wrote and recorded including "19th Nervous Breakdown," "Beast of Burden," and "Get Off Of My Cloud."

She added that he also enjoys watching old Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies which she loves as well.

Lovato then noted that two things that attract her to Ryan are one that he can perfectly imitate The Three Stooges, Moe, Larry, and Curly.

And two that he owns the actual Timex wristwatch that Warren Beatty wore in his portrayal of the depression-era bank robber Clyde Barrow in the 1967 motion picture Bonnie and Clyde.

Selena has told Demi that she does not think that she should make her decision to choose between Darren and Ryan simply based on the flip of a coin as Lovato has suggested.

To view photographs of the African jungle tree house in which Tarzan, Jane, Boy, and Cheeta lived go to www.tarzanandjanestreehouse.pix

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