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Wednesday, 20 July 2011

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Donald Trump's new granddaugher Arabella Rose (NOTE: The silver spoon has already been removed).

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is the proud grandfather of a baby girl that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have named Arabella Rose, after the official Republican flower of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party.

Little Arabella Rose Kushner-Trump was born in Our Lady of The Big Apple Hospital where she reportedly weighed 6 pounds 6 ounces, was 16 inches tall, and yes, she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

But doctors quickly did a spoonectomy and removed it. The silver spoon will most probably be donated to The Rudy Giuliani Museum of All Types of Interesting Stuff which is located in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Bedford-Stuyvesant.

Donald was asked what he had bought little ArabRo as her parents will be calling her. He smiled, gently touched his golden hairdo, and said that he has opened up a checking account in little Arabella Rose's name at the J.P. Morgan Chase and Company Bank with a beginning balance of $200,000.

He remarked that he has also purchased a diamond-studded baby carriage made from the finest diamonds mined in South Africa.

And he also noted that little ArabRo has a baby pacifier that has a gold handle valued at $90,000.

When asked if he plans on spoiling his granddaughter Trump giggled, took a sip of his Papaya Margarita and said "You're fired!"

He quickly caught himself and realized that he was not on the set of his NBC show Celebrity Apprentice and answered that he will not be spoiling little ArabRo at least until she turns two.

Meanwhile back at the White House press room. When President Obama was told of the birth of little Arabella Rose, aka ArabRo, the president got the biggest grin on his face.

It took him a minute and twenty seconds to stop grinning. He finally asked "ArabRo?" and he began laughing so hard he nearly knocked over one of the monitors.

The president gained his composure after Michelle walked up to him and mentioned something in his ear.

He then told the assembled White House news media that he was glad for Ivanka and her husband Jared Koochy Koo (Kushner) and then with a big old grin on his face remarked. "I guess y'all know that I do wanna see da baby's birth certificate fa shizzle ma nizzle and dat be what I be talkin about y'all."

To see the delivery room video of little Arabella Rose, aka ArabRo actually being born go to www.herecomeslittlearabro.wow

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