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Monday, 18 July 2011

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Pippa Middleton says she is really looking forward to sitting in for Piers Morgan on America's Got Talent.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of America's Got Talent have confirmed that Pippa Middleton the sister of Prince William's wife Princess Kate has agreed to appear on America's Got Talent.

Pippa, who is known in America as "PipMiddy" recently spoke with her sister the Duchess of Cambridge who told her how much she and William enjoyed their recent trip to the United States.

She said that she especially enjoyed their trip to the Hollywood Walk of Fame where she got to see the stars of such noted celebrities as Groucho Marx, John Wayne, Lassie, Carmen Miranda, The Beatles, Efrem Zimbalist, Jr., and Woody Woodpecker.

Pippa's sister also told her that her and William really enjoyed getting to meet the soon-to-be-divorced Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo who is the best looking judge to ever appear on American Idol.

Kate also related to her little sister that she really liked visiting Knotts Berry Farm where she got to taste seven different kinds of berry preserve wines.

And while at the berry farm she met this year's American Idol winner Scotty McCreery and the runner up Lauren Alaina who were reportedly walking hand in hand down a shady lane while eating some cotton candy; his blue, her's pink.

Prince William however said that he personally enjoyed the visit to Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills the most. He confided to one of his bodyguards that he had never seen so many long-legged, well-endowed, bosomy women in one damn place in all his life.

Kate did not go into the mansion, she told Princey that she would wait out in the car because she did not care to see a bunch of half-naked scantily clad women running around with fake erotic voices and interchangeable bodies.

The reason that Pippa was asked to appear as a judge on America's Got Talent is due to the fact that Judge Piers Morgan is having to return back to England to answer very personal questions related to the 2006 Buckingham Palace - Windsor Castle Insurance Scam Scandal.

While in Hollywood Pippa will be staying at 'Casa Crumpets' the mansion of America's Got Talent Judge and fellow Englishwoman Sharon Osbourne and her husband Ozzy "The Prince of Darkness" Osbourne.

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