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Tuesday, 5 July 2011

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Fergie working on her tan at her Hollywood Hills mansion. (Photo taken by will.i.am).

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The Black-Eyed Peas broke the attendance record at The Cheddar Cheese Convention Center, formerly known as The Cheddar Cheese Arena with their recent performance.

The newly-remodeled convention center went from having a seating capacity of 19,473 to 19,949 or an addition of 476 seats.

Lead singer Fergie was in her dressing room backstage with Chipper Caruso of Cowbell Notes Music Magazine.

He asked the totally exhausted singer about her latest single. Fergie perked up and said that she had really spent quite a lot of time in the recording studio doing the final touches on what will soon be her follow up to her recent hit "I Gotta Funny Feeling Deep Down In My Crotch Region."

Fergie said that the song which she co-wrote with 60s singing sensation Neil Sedaka is titled, "Hey Y'all I Still Got Me A Funny Feeling Deep Down In My Crotch Region Uh Huh."

Caruso asked Fergie about the recent rumors that had appeared in the supermarket tabloid Say What?

She asked if he was referring to the photos that were taken of her going commando by the pool at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Caruso nearly had to spit out the drink of Lowenbrau Beer he had just taken as he stated that no he was not referring to that particular incident which he would be glad to listen to her talk about however.

She blushed and said that she was way to embarrassed to talk about those extremely explicit photos but did say that the pictures can all be seen by logging on to www.fergieincaboshowingherpinata.wow

Caruso told her that he was talking about the rumors that her husband Josh Duhamel and his Transformers co-star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley had been getting a little too chummy on their promotional tour for their new movie The Transformers: Dark Side of The Moon.

Fergie quickly told Caruso that she has total trust in her husband and that she knows that he would never stray, be unfaithful, or even go to third base with some other woman other than maybe Mariah Carey, but she's happily married to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Swizzle Stick" Cannon.

Caruso asked Fergie if she would like to see the photos.

Fergie turned as white as Nicole Kidman and Marcia Cross. She got a very sad, depressed look on her face, and right away Caruso told her that he was just pulling her leg.

He assured her that he did not have any photos of her husband and Rosie doing anything other than giving each other a fist bump at a local Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Beaver, Oklahoma.

In a non-related story. July 10 is National Do Not Step On A Bee Day. The state of Indiana recently passed a bill that violators could receive fines of up to as much as $95 per bee.

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