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Saturday, 25 June 2011

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A photo that Anna recently took of her family's car up in Alaska.

HOLLYWOOD - Eleven-year-old Anna Graceman who is one of the early favorites on this year's edition of America's Got Talent says she likes to watch iCarly, The Wizards of Waverly Place, The Weather Channel, and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Little Anna, who lives in Alaska, sings and plays the keyboards and looks like any normal all-American little girl, except that she can really belt out a tune as evidenced by her rendition of Alicia Keys' "If I Ain't Got You."

Anna has already been compared to last year's runner up Jackie Evancho of Pittsburgh except that Anna sings in English.

Judge Howie Mandel said that she gave him such chills that he could actually feel hair starting to sprout on the top of his bald head.

Sharon Osbourne said that she likes her so much that she wants to trade her daughter Kelly Osbourne to her parents in exchange for her.

And Piers "The British Grouch" Morgan said that little Miss Graceman already sings better than Amy Winehouse, Cheryl Cole, and Reba McEntire all put together.

When the show's host Nick "The Pogo Stick" Cannon asked Anna who her favorite singer is she responded by saying Bob Dylan. She said that she learned the lyrics to the songs "Subterranean Homesick Blues," "Positively 4th Street," and "Lay Lady Lay" at the tender age of three.

He then asked her who her favorite American Idol judge was and she answered that she used to like Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson but she got fed up with him because all he ever said was "Hey dawg that was pitchy" and "Ryan, so and so is in it to WIN it!"

Anna said that she now likes Jennifer Lopez because she cries a lot and when famous people cry it shows that they are truly human and that they actually have a heart and not just one big gigantic ego the size of one of the Kardashian sisters you-know-whats.

Little Anna was asked about one of Alaska's most famous citizens Sarah Palin and she immediately replied that she does not like Mrs. Palin.

When asked why she replied "Because 'Snowflake' has made a fool of herself in front of the entire world by showing everyone that she knows absolutely diddly squat about geography."

Anna Graceman has written 35 songs including Ke$ha's "Ballad Of A Glitterized Skank," Britney Spear's "I'll Never Lip Sync Again," and Lady Gaga's "Yes, I'm A Carrot Now Bite Me."

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